The practice of shaving has evolved from a crude and often painful undertaking, to a fine art with an entire industry to cater for the needs of the modern shaver. I say this has done more harm than good. It’s created problems and misconceptions that shouldn’t exist. This article teaches one thing only: how to wet shave properly. It’s a three-part process: pre-shave, depilation, and aftershave. Whatever you think you know about shaving properly, you might do well to read this article anyway, because you’d be surprised how many men get the shaving process wrong. The process isn’t actually as long or as complex as the article suggests; all in all it would take a particularly self-indulgent shaver about fifteen minutes to get through in practice.
Let me just explain why I wrote this. Wet shaving is, rather like chivalry, a practice existing now only in hidden corners of the world, and everywhere else ailing in crude form. People have forgotten how to do it. The chief complaints are: They get cut; they suffer from “razorburn” (at which our grandfathers would have scoffed); the shave is not close enough. Why is this: because they use trendy but inferior, if convenient products; they spend too little time on the process, they are product-obsessed (I am put much more emphasis on method); and most of all, many men today just don’t use enough water when they shave. It’s as simple as that. The method I propose is not in anyway “revolutionary”, but it works so well.
The general rule for the gentleman’s facial hair is that he should have none. A gentleman’s face is always clean-shaven (unless you are Sean Connery). A clean shaven face enhances your facial features and knocks of the years; and apart from that, a lady prefers to make contact with a smooth face. I guess no time more so than in the morning, does the average man appear most like his Stone Age forebears: slouching form, the stale odour of an unwashed body, and the brutish shadow of morning growth. There’s something almost primeval about the shaving process – as though one’s daily ritual of facial depilation were an offering to the altar of evolution; a prayer to keep the brute at bay. Call me old fashioned, but I take this ritual very seriously. next>>